[ CAT YOWLS ] [ BABY CRIES ] [ CRASH ] [ DOG BARKS ] [ DOOR OPENS ] [ LAUGHTER ] Man: SAY, THAT'S SLICK.

COME ON, TELL US HOW YOU DID IT, BOB.

Woman: SAY, YOU'RE NOT LATE FOR WORK, ARE YOU?

Man: NOT AT THE MOMENT, THANKS.

BUT I CAN SURE USE THE TELEPHONE.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV ] Moe: [ SNORTS ] Roach: [ SIGHS ] [ STOVE CLICKING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TV CLICKS ] Woman: ♪ ARE SO VERY, VERY DASHING ♪ ♪ TIKKI TI, TIKKI TA ♪ [ VOLUME INCREASES ] ♪ YOU FILL MY HEART WITH PASSION ♪ [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV IN DISTANCE ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON ACCORDION ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON VIOLIN ] [ ACCORDION PLAYS ] [ VIOLIN PLAYS ] [ ACCORDION PLAYS ] [ VIOLIN PLAYING ] [ ACCORDION AND VIOLIN PLAYING ] Josephine: [ GASPS ] [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV ] Man: [ LAUGHS ] YOU GUYS.

Boy: YOU'RE DROWNING MY TURTLE!

[ ACCORDION PLAYS ] Woman: DON'T LEAVE HIM IN THE TUB AGAIN.

Boy: WOW!

THAT'S A LOT OF WATER!

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV ] Moe: [ SNORING ] [ BABY CRYING IN DISTANCE ] [ SNORING CONTINUES ] [ SNORING CONTINUES ] [ WIND HOWLING ] Josephine: [ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ] [ LARVA CRIES ] [ LARVA COOING ] -Roach: [ GASPS ] -Josephine: [ GASPS ] Announcer: THE WIZ BAR IS MADE IN THE FAMOUS BITE KITCHEN, IS CELLOPHANE-WRAPPED FOR FRESHNESS... [ TV CLICKS, FANFARE PLAYS, TV CLICKS ] Woman: [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] Man: ...THE PRIMARY MOTOR CORTEX, WHICH RUNS ALONG THE ANTERIOR INTO THE CENTRAL SULCUS, HAS SEVERAL DISTINCT ZONES, EACH OF WHICH CORRESPOND TO SPECIFIC PARTS OF THE BODY.

STIMULATION OF THE MIDSECTION OF THE CORTEX, FOR INSTANCE, WILL CAUSE THE INVOLUNTARY CONTRACTION OF THE RIGHT LATISSIMUS DORSI MUSCLE.

STIMULATION OF THE LOWER SECTION OF THE CORTEX... Roach: [ GASPS ] [ DOG BARKS ] [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON ACCORDION ] Man: [ LAUGHS ] [ THUDDING ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] Josephine: [ GASPS ] Moe: SQUEEZE BOX.

Announcer: WATCH CLOSELY NOW.

YOU MAY WANT TO MYSTIFY YOUR FRIENDS.

Man: DDT IS ABSORBED THROUGH THE FEET AND SPREADS THROUGHOUT THE INSECT'S ENTIRE NERVOUS SYSTEM.

THE EFFECT IS DISASTROUS.

DDT SEEMS TO LITERALLY DRIVE BUGS CRAZY.

Moe: [ SNORING ] [ CRACKING ] [ SNORTING ] [ GRUNTS ] [ SNIFFING ] [ TAPE TEARS ] [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] Josephine: [ GASPING ] [ BOTTLE CLANKS ] [ BOTTLES CLINK ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ SIGHS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON BEER BOTTLES ] Moe: [ SNIFFING ] AH-CHOO!

[ GROANS ] [ GLASSES SQUEAK ] Moe: [ GROANS ] [ THUD ] Josephine: [ SOBS ] [ SOBBING ] [ GASPS ] [ LAUGHING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON ACCORDION AND VIOLIN ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ MUSIC RESUMES ]